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30 March 2005 @ 10:18 pm
they say im plump, but i throw up all the time  
started work today. meh. its okay i guess, just nine to five makes me want kill myself. its in the same complex as the law firm i used to work for although its a different tower. on one of our breaks, i went to the bathroom to twinkle (as us stars are wont to do) and remembered the following charming anecdote....

so, back when i worked at the law firm, i had crazy long hair. one day whilst peeing i looked down to notice my shoelace was untied. (no i wasnt wearing trainers, they were these lace up loafers) (yes, i understand the very definition of loafers precludes their ability to have laces. shutup.) anyway after flushing and adjusting my clothing back into some semblance of order, i bent over to tie my shoe. when i stood up, i noticed my hair was wet. now, it had been a long day and i had a head rush from bending at the waist, so it took me a few minutes to realize that i had inadvertently DUNKED MY HAIR INTO A PUBLIC TOILET. and that my friends is why my hair is now short.

hope you have pleasant toilet free dreams.

love and kisses

-b
 
 
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she's sick from chlorine but she'll never be clean: me and polly prissy pantssoftest_fire on March 31st, 2005 05:06 pm (UTC)
and that is why i love becca
because you do the same things i do, and i can just imagine your face, heh heh.. i miss you. i should call you, you should call me, i would talk to you on messenger but i forgot my password so i need to make a new one, der. plus i have a webcam and you can see my long long long hair and you can see prissy your partner in crime... I MISS YOU, come live with us!

sigh i want to be 18 forever, then we could rock the country upside down, and pale could carry our luggage, heh.

i love you, a card and photos and possibly a cd is on your way my love!

love me love me, say that you love me!
yours
karen
decemberfishdecemberfish on April 2nd, 2005 06:17 am (UTC)
kalen q hendrick
loverly post. My endless amount of web browsing has led me to believe that i too am in need of a web journal. Therefore, i'm proud to announce the creation of my new livejournal.com accound. Decemberfish is my name, thinking of witty oneliners is my game.

Loveyaloveme/kalen