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10 March 2004 @ 04:05 pm
i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul...  
need to update growing....

intelligent comments dwindling...

lets see...need to clean my house and pick up meds.

went to buy a new needle yesterday for my record player and they tried to sell me a turntable needle head thing for like eighty dollars. thats like wicked retarded and wickity wack all rolled into one. i just need a needle so i can listen to my elvis costello vinyls....not to be the next dj shadow or anything. so thats making me slightly bitter.

ran ito one of my kitchen drawers yesterday and of course it was the broken one and i impaled my leg with the nail that was sticking out so now i have this hideous puncture wound/ bruise thingy on my upper thigh. its actually kinda cool looking. but it hurts like you wouldnt believe. trying to find pants that wouldnt put any pressure on my upper thigh was happy fun times this morning. especially when you consider my wardrobe.

i found a new face cream thingy which brings my nightly total to four and my morning total to two. if i dont look twenty five until im fifty im going to be uber pissed. though the other day this woman asked if i was in high school. so that was kinda nice...

um...okay so i guess thats enough for now.

love love love
-b

ps. yesterday i ate half of an entire cake. pondering potential meanings. will inform the general populace as soon as something definative comes to mind.
 
 
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she's sick from chlorine but she'll never be clean: this is hardcoresoftest_fire on March 11th, 2004 10:34 am (UTC)
i got you beat, when i was taking a walk by the school the teacher directing traffic thought i was skipping school...and its an elementary school...

although i was wearing two braids and no makeup... maybe i am lolita and pale is humbert humbert.

eww.
illuminesce on March 11th, 2004 04:13 pm (UTC)
o.o Wow, but you're only 24! You dun need to put on face creams and stuff.... 'nless you're hiding something...
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o.o Wow, but you're only 24! You dun need to put on face creams and stuff.... 'nless you're <em>hiding</em> something... <__< >__> ...

:DDD I hope your thigh gets better... though it is rather cool having a wound like that, so you can be like, "Yeeah, I was shot in 'Nam..."

"But you're kinda young for that..."

">__> Why thank you, sonny, I'm actually 78."

"o__O"
queenie bbluebirdgirl on March 12th, 2004 12:16 am (UTC)
well, the scales start to show if i dont keep my skin moist.

and the nam idea is good. the best i could come up with was half a vampire hickey.

-b
illuminesce on March 12th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC)
xDDD Yeah, I know what you mean about the scales... *laughs*

o_o Strangely, I think I could see you getting half a vampire hickey. It could work.
queenie bbluebirdgirl on March 12th, 2004 12:18 pm (UTC)
@_x

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@_x

<_<>_>

thanks?

-b
ps. are you saying im a vampire slut?
illuminesce on March 12th, 2004 06:01 pm (UTC)
No!! I meant that I could see a vampire being so attracted to you that he'd give you half a hickey. :B
queenie b: laughing eyesbluebirdgirl on March 15th, 2004 02:21 am (UTC)
so im attractive enough for a half....
but not a whole hickey......??

dont beat about the bush chelsea. if you dont think im attractive to vampires just say so....

illuminesce on March 15th, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
Re: so im attractive enough for a half....
xD You know if I was a vampire I'd give you a full hickey!!

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xD You know if I was a vampire I'd give you a full hickey!!

<__< >__> Waait, that sounded reeally wrong. o_O I only meant that in the platonic sense! *feels like she's digging her grave deeper and deeper*
queenie bbluebirdgirl on March 15th, 2004 03:38 pm (UTC)
Re: so im attractive enough for a half....
hmmm...

a platonic hickey??

never had one of those before.....

dont worry, ill wait to start freaking out until AFTER you become a vampire..
illuminesce on March 15th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC)
Re: so im attractive enough for a half....
XDDDDD Gee, thank you. *laughs*